AJ's Playhouse

For those of you who do not reside in the San Diego area, I'm sorry you don't have the ability to listen to this morning radio show. Tough cookies. But for those of you who do....

AJ's Playhouse on Channel 93.3 is so damn funny in the mornings. If you haven't listened yet, tune into 93.3 somewhere between 6 and 10am and you will giggle to yourself hysterically while getting ready, driving to work, or working. It is usually better between 6 and 9am. Regardless, every morning they have their segments they each do and most of them are weekly. Since we are in the Spring Break 2007 mode down here in the 619/858, the Playhouse has invented a new game of "Drunk or Not Drunk" where parents can call in and predict whether their kid on Spring Break is drunk at that given time whereever they are. From there, the Playhouse calls the kid to find out.

This morning the call was hilarious. Mom Donna calls in and says her daughter Carli is not drunk on her Spring Break in Rosorito. The team laughs and they dial her up.

• Carli's Phone (CP): ::Ring ring:: Hello (man's voice)
• AJ's Playhouse (AJP): Hello? [Mom comments "who is this?"]
• AJP: Hello? Is Carli there?
• CP: Who is this?
• AJP: Who is this? [Mom "WHO IS THIS?"]
• AJP: This is Channel 93.3. Is Carli there?
• CP: Hello this is Carli.
• AJP: Hi Carli this is AJ from Channel 93.3. [Mom "Carli, who is that boy your with? Does your boyfriend not mean anything to you?]
• CP: Mom? ::click::
• AJP: Uh well that was awkward. Let's go to commercial.

I have never laughed so hard. They manage to get Carli back on the phone to talk about the random dude, who turns out that went to her college yet she has never met him before last night. Mom definitely got back on and called her slutty and she is a disgrace to the family ON THE AIR. Hilarious.

Owls

Wooden owls scare the shit out of me.

I know they are to keep birds away and what have you, but everytime I come across a fake wooden owl I jump. IT'S A FAKE WOODEN OWL what do I have to be scared of? Nothing really, but it really jumps out at me. Like yesterday, I was innocently walking into Kaiser and as I am coming down the ramp, BAM! Fake owl scares the poop out of me. Worst part is, that if it were real, it would be laughing hysterically at me.

I flipped it off. I know it's fake, but I was mad.

Latest Update

Here is the latest on what's been going on:

• Got a ticket on a freakin camera light back in January and I am just now getting the information on it. Don't worry, I get to go to court tomorrow.
• Finally went to the doctor in regards to my side. Apparently he is into "relaxing" because the guy told me to load up on IB Profin during the day and then when I get home I can take muscle relaxers that he prescribed to me, and if those aren't good enough, there ain't nothing Vicodin can't do to solve the problem. Thanks doc.
• Went to a taping of Wheel of Fortune yesterday. I wanna be like Vanna and Pat, they don't age at all. It's amazing. Btw the family sitting next to me was drinking vodka straight. Completely normal for a Sunday family outing at 5PM.
• Palm Springs is an excellent choice for a quick getaway. I wanna go back.
• Pooper's 24th was on Friday, which meant a lot of sake bombs and socializing at the Sandbar - My burrito was amazing and, for those of you who don't know, Roberto's has a bathroom and its located behind the kitchen.
• The infamous Shrimpfucker made a surprise visit to the birth of Pooper on Friday, which made for a great time. There is nothing better than a Shrimpfucker appearance, especially considering Boston is quite far to just "swing by". Come back soon!
• The parking nazis hate me and gave me a ticket today (cause a traffic one wasn't enough) for parking in a red with my hazards on, but the reason is because I was unloading a keg and clearly lil ole Christiane here can't lift a keg for shit. She saw me doing it and gave it to me anyway. Bitch.
• My cousin Michelle is demanding more blogs, therefore I am going to need more ideas and material, so submit ideas and I will expand on them
• That is all, carry on

My infamous return to blogging

I know all of you have been patiently waiting for roughly 3 1/2 months for me to return to my blog, well here it is. This story is enough for my return.

"I'm getting old" -

I have officially decided I have hit the age to be considered old now. I know my birthday was back in December and it doesn't come around again until next December, but an event happened yesterday that has determined my "old age" indefinitely.

I fell.

Yes, you read that right, I fell. I didn't slip, trip, not pay attention or anything similar to that nature. I fell. I was innocently walking through an account, managed to lose my footing (on nothing I might add) and proceeded to fall to my right as hard as possible. Good thing there was a chair there to break my fall, but in return I thing I may have fractured a rib. The entire right side of my body is bruised, not to mention any type of jerking, sudden movement or turning cause a shot of pain to cruise up my right side. It's awesome. Not to mention this chair had pointed sides (design if you will) which caused the wind to be knocked out of me while clearly causing an immense amount of pain from the actual contact itself.

Don't worry I was supposed to wear a bathing suit this weekend, but that is not happened now because I look like a battered red-headed stepchild.

I know you have been waiting...so go ahead and laugh.