Road Trip!

Tomorrow is the day I return back to the 831 for some family time. I have my flight all set up with the anticipation of leaving work at 830am to fly back home; except something happens. I get this phone call from the Red Baron explaining his yearning for a return home to help out with the familia - so guess what time it is?

Road Trip!

The Red Baron and I will be en route to the 831 together for the first time ever since we have known each other, which is pretty much amazing. I haven't driven home in about 4 years and Red Baron vowed never to do it, but this last minute decision is going to be totally worth it. Pictures will be taken, stories will be shared. I'm exceptionally excited.

Stinky...out

Peanuts

I just finished watching "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving", and if you know me well enough, you know these cartoons for every holiday are my favorite thing to watch. I crack up everytime even though I have seen them all a million times and I know that Woodstock will always put Snoopy's ear in the toaster. It's never not funny.

Apparently, though, they have invented newer Charlie Brown cartoons which are not the same. Similar graphics, but not the same. Similar voices, but too far off. It was for our generation and it's not going to have the same affect on the children of this era. It's kinda like when they tried to invent newer Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer cartoons. It doesn't work, don't try it.

Btw I did put off my laundry for Charlie Brown :)

A New Thing

I decided to try this new thing today. I don't know if any of you have heard of this, but I started doing this thing called exercising. It's totally crazy. You can run around outside, play sports or go to this place that has a lot of people doing the same thing; it's called a gym. I got relatively excited today and join one of these places. Insane I know, Stinky working out; I bet none of you could fathom that. So I joined. And then, get this, I went and I stayed there for a significant amount of time, which is probably why my body will hate me in two days. I even broke a sweat. I'm so proud of myself.

The kicker is that you have to go a period of days a week, for several weeks in a row to get it together. It's going to be a stretch, but I think it can happen. I am also trying this new thing of not eating like shit and eliminating things such as fried food and dillas. Again, something that is going to be a great feat. For instance, excerpt from a conversation earlier today:

Stinky: mmm bacon, i can't have bacon
Meatball: why are you kosher?
Stinky: no i am trying to be healthy and my intake of bacon is too much
Meatball: tough break
Stinky: i know - granted this started today, so ya know how it is, i'm also not doing fried food/mex/pizza, so i'll prob die

DMarr Drunk Dial Update

I know everyone has been anxiously anticipating when the next drunk dial from DMarr would be recorded and here it is. It wasn't from the Longboards bathroom (or it may have been he just didn't proclaim it this go around), but it is comical. And I quote:

"You should call me back.........Tomorrow" ::Click::

Nothing more. It's amazing and I definitely saved it due to the fact that some (including DMarr himself) did not believe his last amazing message. The best part about this time around is the 15 min later text message follow up, which is as follows:

"Hearts Miss you"

I saved that one too; its just too funny not to.

My Sister Tiff

So I called my sister Tiffany on Sunday morning after I picked up my car from downtown because I was possibly still drunk but I'm not that sure. This is the email she sends in return.

"Hello my Siiiister!!! So, why the phone call at 8:30am? I hope everything is alright. It sounded like a silly drunk the morning after call but I just want to check! I am at work and B-O-R-E-D! Ahhhhhh, 3 more hours to go! Anyway, main purpose of this little note is to see what your doing for Turkey Day! When will you be home? I have the whole week off but am going to Palm Springs until Wednesday, meaning I’ll be home that night. Get ready for some bubbly, I miss your dumb ass!

Love you Lots,
Tiff"

She knows me too well.