My infamous return to blogging

I know all of you have been patiently waiting for roughly 3 1/2 months for me to return to my blog, well here it is. This story is enough for my return.

"I'm getting old" -

I have officially decided I have hit the age to be considered old now. I know my birthday was back in December and it doesn't come around again until next December, but an event happened yesterday that has determined my "old age" indefinitely.

I fell.

Yes, you read that right, I fell. I didn't slip, trip, not pay attention or anything similar to that nature. I fell. I was innocently walking through an account, managed to lose my footing (on nothing I might add) and proceeded to fall to my right as hard as possible. Good thing there was a chair there to break my fall, but in return I thing I may have fractured a rib. The entire right side of my body is bruised, not to mention any type of jerking, sudden movement or turning cause a shot of pain to cruise up my right side. It's awesome. Not to mention this chair had pointed sides (design if you will) which caused the wind to be knocked out of me while clearly causing an immense amount of pain from the actual contact itself.

Don't worry I was supposed to wear a bathing suit this weekend, but that is not happened now because I look like a battered red-headed stepchild.

I know you have been waiting...so go ahead and laugh.