Latest Update

Here is the latest on what's been going on:

• Got a ticket on a freakin camera light back in January and I am just now getting the information on it. Don't worry, I get to go to court tomorrow.
• Finally went to the doctor in regards to my side. Apparently he is into "relaxing" because the guy told me to load up on IB Profin during the day and then when I get home I can take muscle relaxers that he prescribed to me, and if those aren't good enough, there ain't nothing Vicodin can't do to solve the problem. Thanks doc.
• Went to a taping of Wheel of Fortune yesterday. I wanna be like Vanna and Pat, they don't age at all. It's amazing. Btw the family sitting next to me was drinking vodka straight. Completely normal for a Sunday family outing at 5PM.
• Palm Springs is an excellent choice for a quick getaway. I wanna go back.
• Pooper's 24th was on Friday, which meant a lot of sake bombs and socializing at the Sandbar - My burrito was amazing and, for those of you who don't know, Roberto's has a bathroom and its located behind the kitchen.
• The infamous Shrimpfucker made a surprise visit to the birth of Pooper on Friday, which made for a great time. There is nothing better than a Shrimpfucker appearance, especially considering Boston is quite far to just "swing by". Come back soon!
• The parking nazis hate me and gave me a ticket today (cause a traffic one wasn't enough) for parking in a red with my hazards on, but the reason is because I was unloading a keg and clearly lil ole Christiane here can't lift a keg for shit. She saw me doing it and gave it to me anyway. Bitch.
• My cousin Michelle is demanding more blogs, therefore I am going to need more ideas and material, so submit ideas and I will expand on them
• That is all, carry on