Owls

Wooden owls scare the shit out of me.

I know they are to keep birds away and what have you, but everytime I come across a fake wooden owl I jump. IT'S A FAKE WOODEN OWL what do I have to be scared of? Nothing really, but it really jumps out at me. Like yesterday, I was innocently walking into Kaiser and as I am coming down the ramp, BAM! Fake owl scares the poop out of me. Worst part is, that if it were real, it would be laughing hysterically at me.

I flipped it off. I know it's fake, but I was mad.