A Life Lesson

I stop in at the Nite Owl every Monday afternoon because of work and this is roughly the time I should see them anyway. I usually stick around for 30 minutes or so to chit-chat about what-have-you with the bartender Jen because either A) she is really bored or B) there is some effing weirdo/freak in there that is trying to marry her. Either way.

Today was no exception because when I walked in there was a gentleman sitting at a table alone looking exceptionally weird/freaky and well as relatively assassin like. I'm not really all about that. Regardless, I take their order and come back out to find my normal bartender shooting the shit with another man about his niece. He shows Jen a picture and her response "Wow she has huge tits for a 16 yr old!" and this is the story that follows:

• Man: "Yeah she does. Anyway, so her father and I are driving with her and her brother the other day and her brother finds a used rubber/condom/whatever you want to call them in the back window of HER car. She yells to throw it out and her father and I turn around to see the commotion. I yell and her father is like - it's ok I already know. My niece was absolutely appalled."
• Jen: "I had sex at 16 years old. I wish I would have waiting til I was like 18 or 19, because {ahem the best part and I quote} it's quite a life lesson to have a penis in you."

Moral of the story. Write that down.