The Pharmacy

As some of you know I haven't been feeling to hot the past few days, so I caved and got some medicine to remedy the problem.  I went to the pharmacy to pick it up like normal and the pharmacist is explaining what the deal is.  Now let me set this up:

Me [tired from work, sleepy, need a nap]

Old Pharmacy Dude [old, wrinkly, awkward, white hair, 6'1", glasses won't look straight at me]

Now he does the explaining, I grab for the bag of goods and then he pauses and holds onto the bag.  He looks at me awkwardly and says:

"You know the deal when you take antibiotics, you should use another form of birth control within the next week."

I just stared at him blankly, said "I know.  It's common sense," and walked away awkwardly.  I wasn't sure if I should be offended or not because I've never been stopped like that.

But thank you old man for that reminder, now go home and tell your wife you did your good deed of the day for not bringing another adolescent into the world.