ManFriend

I would like to introduce the concept of ManFriend.

My father figures since our generation doesn't really specify whether or not we are dating exclusively, sleeping together, seeing others but dating you too, or just out right being whores - he just doesn't ask anymore about our relationships. He says we are "Complicated."

So when sibling that will remain nameless (ahem, siiiiister), brought home a guy to hang out one weekend, my father created the term "ManFriend." It's fitting without being specific.

I believe ManFriend is beginning to get used to the term because he did not like before at all. I know he is embracing it because apparently ManFriend now answers the telephone at my house - IN MONTEREY (which is where nameless sibling lives) - and says this is ManFriend, when I sound confused.

I would also like to point out nameless sibling is not there - actually no one is really. This "complicated" thing nameless sibling has doesn't seem some "complicated" after this incident.

So this is me putting you on blast ManFriend. It's only the beginning....