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For instance, Dumbass Inmate. I understand the family is upset about their out-of-line son who got locked up in Clark County and passed last year. I'm not speaking ill of the dead so don't harp on my insensitivity yet. But let's be honest, can we not sue the county because your son committed suicide by swallowing a toothbrush and a burrito whole? I mean first off, why would you swallow a toothbrush, nobody does that. Dogs don't even do that. Secondly, why would you swallow a burrito whole. Savour that shit, most inmates get bread and water, that's it, and you have to go and be selfish and not only waste a burrito but not even enjoy it. Crap if you ask me.

If we do notice too, the dude was found with lock jaw. Now that's quite the feat for us San Diegans because we know serious burritos, but this story takes place in the Midwest (Kentucky/Indiana ish), let's be honest, there are no serious burrito places there. This was probably a sausage burrito from McDonalds and he is being overdramatic. I can put on of those suckers down in 30 seconds with nothing but a smile on my face. I'm just saying....