Iguanas

I really like iguanas. They are hilarious. All they do all day long is sit and have people look at them and when they are done with that, they walk away, eat some grass and then sit some more. If fact, they are somewhat pretentious, which is comical as well. They puff up and look all tough and just when you think they are all cute and cuddly, they smack you with their tail, draw blood and give you rabies. This didn't happen to me of course, but it could if I got drunk and wanted to pet it. I mean he's all cute and cuddly right?