Bums

I don't know why I haven't posted about this sooner, but it is incredibly hilarious.

A bum shit in front of our gate last week. I found it when I was coming back from walking the Murphy and he was trying to sniff it. Exceptionally disgusting. How do I know it's bum shit? Because its location was incredibly close to the wall and entirely too large to be a dog shit unless it's the most coordinated Mastiff that I have ever seen, but I highly doubt it. I didn't really believe it to be true, so on my way to work I called Smellso (who is still at home) and had her go check it out to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Sure enough I was right.

It was probably from some bum who was pissed that I left O'Douls in the alleyway to be stolen. Damn Bums