K-Fed

For those of you who missed it, Kevin Federline made his debut performance tonight on the Teen Choice Awards (the only reason why I watched it). If you didn't see it, you are probably better off because it was quite possibly the most terrible thing I have seen. I guarantee all FM morning talk shows will be talking about how absolutely terrible this performance was. He had kids break dancing as his opener, the song is called "Lose Control", for an ex-backup dancer, his moves are shit, his nasely sounding rapping ("R&B with a lil bit of Rock and Roll" according to K-Fed) could barely be heard and lastly, Britney introduced him. Can we just talk about her presentation for a minute? She is fat. No question about it. Yes I know she is pregnant and all that jazz, but seriously? And if you are looking like that at this stage in your life, can you please do us a favor and wear something that is more conservative because no one wants to see you ass if you are packing baby and everything else. Gross.