Crazy People on MySpace

As we all know I like to embarress all the crazy idiots on myspace who think they can send me random messages like, "hey do you want to fuck?" or "your page looks fun, do you want to be friends?" or "hey you and your friends are hott, do you want to have a threesome?" Mind you let's take note they are probably from podunk Wyoming or Illinois.

No, no, no and no.

No

Why would I want to be? And really, who uses that type of pick up line for one, but on MySpace? Let's get real here.

Here's a good one that was sent to Julia earlier today:
"so I was thinking of making a cartoon movie...well its more of a porno idea, but its funny. we would have a pirate boat full of pirates and it would take over a cruise ship full of clowns. you can gather what happens next. after the pirates and clowns make crazy sex all of a sudden the clowns go nuts and kill the pirates and sink the ship. then on christmas eve the ship and the pirates aboard all rise from the sea, but they are ghosts. so they have a flying ghost ship. they get bored and decide to fly around mainland america. so during the travel they notice a vessel sailing through the air. low and behold its fucking Santa Clause and a sleigh full of elves. all the elves are actually just midgets with pointy ears of course. Mrs Clause is also in the mix. so the pirates take over the sleigh and then crazy midget/santa/pirate sex takes place. one thing leads to another and they break out all of santa's "toys" i dont know how it will end, but i assume it will involve the mcdonalds characters. hamburglars, grimis and yet another clown, fucking ronald will save the day. and the little fry guys and nuggets will be there too. What do you think?"

1. I think you are a fucking freak.
2. Why would you even randomly send this to me, much less think of it?
3. I think I am going to post this for all to see what a moron you are.

Please read his profile, especially his "About Me" portion because it's quite possibly the most entertaining this I have ever read. Let me also reiterate that this guy is white from 29 Palms, California. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=13998630

He is the really unattractive one on the far left; I know its hard to distinguish. No not the really bum looking one, but the one in the yellow.