Team Alan

There is nothing funnier than telling a funny story. I hope I can do this one justice because if you could hear Alan tell it, you would be rolling. So I'm going to tell the story from his perspective.

Ahem - Deeper man voice - Wearing a collared shirt & shorts
"So I'm driving down the street totally rocking out in my car to music. I'm singing along really loud with my window down just enjoying the day. I'm at a light just jamming and I look over at the car next to me. There are a bunch of kids in the car staring at me and one pulls out a megaphone and says:

"Stop singing, fag!"