Rules of MySpace/Facebook Searching (Stalking)

There are ways to go about looking people up and there are just things you shouldn't do because you are insane and it's not normal.  As I am writing this, don't think you are exempt from the rule because you are casually starting by looking at my blog and moving on to see who reads it, what they do, etc.  Don't act like you are not.

1.  It's okay to look people up, see what they do, where they are from, if they have fun pictures, etc.  It's kinda creepy when you copy the photos and save them to your desktop because you want to "show" someone.

2.  If you are a guy/girl looking at other girl/guy profile and you think they are good looking, but don't know them, don't write them telling them you cream yourself every time you seen them, they look ravishing in every color especially purple, or we should date sometime I'll meet you at the middle school across the street from your house.  It's not normal much less acceptable.  Go to match.com.

3.  If you are of the older generation variety, don't try to befriend everyone under 25.  It's effing weird and no we will not be meeting for drinks.  And no I don't know where your heart monitor is.

4.  If you don't trust your boyfriend/girlfriend that badly, talk to them about what's going on.  Don't make a fake MySpace/Facebook profile and continuously flirt with them to see if they will cheat on  you by meeting up with this random whore bag.  

4a.  If s/he does, send them a STD e-card as a joke, then it won't be so funny.

5.  Lastly, if you are a friend of a friend and you are trying to see someone they are interested in/have been talking about and you are in no way associated with the desired person, don't ask to be their friend on a whim because you want to see their private profile more and what they are like.  Odds are good we can tell where we have mutual friends and if its only that one person - bada bing - we know you were talking about us and spying.  I just thought that was common sense.

I hope tutorial helps you not be so retarded.  If not, I'm sure I can figure out a way to help you out and I'm sure it starts with a swift kick in the ass.