E-Cards

Now most people send e-cards when they forget a birthday or they don't feel like getting the person anything but want to send a nice gesture.  To my surprise, e-cards have stepped it up a notch and gone to a new level.

STD e-cards.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, if you happen to contract a STD of some sort, NO WORRIES!, you can just go online and register an e-card to shoot over to your slampiece/significant other and let them know you have syphillis and congratulations, they do too!  It's a lot of excitement for one little e-card. 

The companies selling point for these also is that you can send them to multiple people, just to a.) reiterate for all you socialites that you look like a slut bag if you have to send multiple, and b.) congrats to said slut bag because you just ruined a few people's days.

In the event you would like to use this service, check out - InSpot and I apologize for insulting you in advance.