A New Thing

I decided to try this new thing today. I don't know if any of you have heard of this, but I started doing this thing called exercising. It's totally crazy. You can run around outside, play sports or go to this place that has a lot of people doing the same thing; it's called a gym. I got relatively excited today and join one of these places. Insane I know, Stinky working out; I bet none of you could fathom that. So I joined. And then, get this, I went and I stayed there for a significant amount of time, which is probably why my body will hate me in two days. I even broke a sweat. I'm so proud of myself.

The kicker is that you have to go a period of days a week, for several weeks in a row to get it together. It's going to be a stretch, but I think it can happen. I am also trying this new thing of not eating like shit and eliminating things such as fried food and dillas. Again, something that is going to be a great feat. For instance, excerpt from a conversation earlier today:

Stinky: mmm bacon, i can't have bacon
Meatball: why are you kosher?
Stinky: no i am trying to be healthy and my intake of bacon is too much
Meatball: tough break
Stinky: i know - granted this started today, so ya know how it is, i'm also not doing fried food/mex/pizza, so i'll prob die