Stinky Returns

After a brief sabbatical from the blog world, Stinky is back and ready to let loose all the happends of the past few weeks and those to come. Generally what's been going on:

1. Our internet went out about 3 weeks ago and we just got it together. Actually, what really happened is the neighbors got wise to our act and started putting passwords on their routers. Jerks.
2. T-Rex had her birthday last weekend. It was hilarious, but that is for another blog.
3. Scooper had her birthday last weekend as well. Also hilarious, but for another blog.
4. Stinky basically has her own route at work now due to her impeccable work ethic, dashing good looks and amazing personality. Actually, they needed me to fill in, but I can think the former, right?
5. The little Audi finally said no to continuing on with life, so Stinky had to remove her from life support. She is no more, but I do have a nice new ride. Her name is "Fitz". 2005 Toyota Corolla Sport, silver. It has a spoiler, which means I fulfill my Honorary A-Team duties. "Sister!"
6. The Buckeyes wrecked shop yesterday in College Football which lead me to drink probably 24 beers and do some shots. I got excited. It was no Ohio St/Michigan performance like last year (Tapatio, Meatball, McSherry...we remember the introduction of Pinball Christiane), but it was a good one, needless to say.
7. The Bengals came out on top today, which was awesome because A.) It was the Steelers, B.) It was rather close, and C.) I bet Sweet Kyle money and bragging rights...so he owes me badly. Best part about it is that he won't return my calls, which means he is exceptionally embarressed.

Stinky signing off....more to come later