Tapatio & Stinky - Dynamic Duo

Tapatio and Stinky are one gruesome twosome when you put them out together. I wasn't planning on staying out all night, as a matter of fact I wasn't planning on drinking that much. I blame the Rumpleminze, or the Jager, or the Tequila, or the Rumpleminze....

Tapatio's goal: Get kicked out of the Tavern. Mission accomplished.
- Bouncer: My manager says I have to kick you out.
- Tapatio: Well your manager is an asshole.

The best part was was that we were giving each other high fives and cheering as we left, which made the bouncer that much more annoyed with us. Classic. I also had the opportunity to pull the signature Stinky move of "can I have a bite of that?" on Jeremy. It was a good one too because I completely jacked his burrito and continued to finish it off, which wasn't my intention initially but it worked out, just not for Jeremy. He also shouldn't have left Tapatio and I because we apparently thought it would be a good choice to walk in the opposite direction of where we live, get tired and lay down for a nap in someones yard on Chalcedony.

Also, I opted to wake up and run away, leaving Tapatio to fend for himself, but in the process I managed to leave my purse with everything in it on the sidewalk next to him. I woke up in quite the state of confusion when I couldn't figure out how I didn't come home with anything, or how I got home for that matter.

I returned back to the Tavern today to retrieve my credit card, [which was actually in my wallet just in the wrong place, Baker, don't even comment :) ], and one of the bouncers told me he has never seen two people so amped about getting kicked out of a bar before. He also mentioned that he gave the bouncer that booted us (he was new) the third degree.
Direct Quote: "You have to be careful who you kick out. You have to ask one of us before you kick someone out. Don't you know who she is? She spends a lot of time, money and energy at this place, which means I don't care if she is falling over, she stays and so do her friends."

I love that bar.
Coming soon: Video of Tapatio and Stinky dancing to "Party all the Time"