People From High School

Smellso went out to the Gay Pride Parade today to do stuff for Red Bull. When she got home, she informed me that she saw The Freaker Outer and a girl I went to high school with. She only knew it was a girl I went to high school with because when we were at a gay bar for work back in October, I swear I saw high school girl there canoodling with some other chick. That's cool, whatever, its totally cool with me ya know. Well apparently Smellso got to talking to this chick a little bit and this is how the story goes:

• Smellso: So where are you guys from?
• Chick: Monterey
• Smellso: Oh my roommate is from there.
• Chick: Who's your roommate?
• Smellso: Christiane DeSalvo
• Chick: Oh yeah I know her. She went to RLS with me. She would probably call me a big dyke, which is fine because I am one. But she is a pretty girl....

I don't even know how to respond to that one.