One of the Most Entertaining Moments of the Day

Doing off-premise stuff for work is quite possibly the most entertaining thing. You see the randomest people and the randomest things.

The highlight of being in Chula Vista at Noon:
Old Man enters Rite Aid in a big hurry and stares down the cashier at the register [mind you she is helping people and there are four registers open] and says:

• Old Man: Hey, are you a cashier?
• Cashier: Yes.
• Old Man: Ok don't go anywhere. I'm in a hurry, I'll be right back, wait for me.

I don't even know how to respond to that...