NEWS FLASH!!!!

Very important information. Everyone take note.

THE SILVER FOX IS UNDERGOING A PAINT JOB. YOU WILL NEVER RECOGNIZE IT.

And my never recognize it, I mean you can't freakin miss it. The insane owner who shall remain nameless (moreso because I don't know her name) decided to paint the Silver Fox bright teal. Effing TEAL! No one does that. She asked our opinion and we had to tell her it was great cause she is insane. We suggest like a deep red, but her response "It is too much like the Red Light District. I don't want to suggest its a whore house." Riiiiight. Right after that she told us to hurry up with our work because she is buying us drinks and she is drinking everything fast. I would also like to point out its 2PM and she is ordering up shots for Josh and me, which is in no way weird. I said I didn't want shots and so the owner suggests a really strong margarita. It was then when I remembered I was in a loading zone and needed to bail.

Josh then brings to my attention as we are leaving that not only is this lady insane but apparently someone has committed suicide in the front doorway in front of everyone. So basically I am now deathly afraid of the Silver Fox. No pun intended.