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Ok so I'm really inebriated right now... and its about 3:15AM. I am drunk and my roommate just put his stomach on my face and I don't really get it. Jan has so much hot sauce on her pants its silly. More importantly, we are going to call people in a minute, but Troy was so wasted tonight and Erin went home with Nick, aka the Gourmand, again. I had to walk him, being Tapatio, to his door and Jan tried to make out, but was, again, unsuccessfull. Pat Ass tried to hit parked cars but he was shitty at it. O yeah, Jan and I had the worst Tavern feet, O I mean Sandbar feet in the history of feet, even worse than Hyatt feet. O yeah, I also saw Dave Berg and we took shots of Jager. Jan apparently bought shots of Jager and I was not a part of that, not a fan, o wait, that's not true, I did take shots of Jager and then lied about it. I danced, not sure why, but everyone was a fan, trust me it was a great choice.

So much dancing and so much Sandbar feet. Jan tried to make out so bad. It was great. The Sandbar attacked my feet and then Jan tried to take advantage of Troy cause Erin was taking advantage of Nick, but Jan did not succeed.