Just a few comments...

1. David Blaine is an idiot, not a magician. No one in their right mind would ever try to do that, much less think they could succeed. Excerpt from a convo while it was happening:

• Stinky: Seriously why would you do this? This is the most inane thing ever.
• Meatball: At least this idiot isn't going to die if he doesn't make it.
• Stinky: I know but his skin might fall off, so he's got that going for him.
• Stinky: Yeah who really thinks they can do this? And more importantly, who set this record?
• Meatball: He's a bigger idiot for hanging out in the bubble for a week before.
• Stinky: Yeah what is that about? Who's wants to be a human in an aquarium?
• Meatball: So dumb. Way to cheer for being stupid.

2. I wrote my step-mom's Mother's Day card tonight. I hope she doesn't get upset for the following:

• I signed the card Stinky Pants. I hope she knows that I have learned to embrace it and I wasn't trying to take away from the sentimental factor of this Hallmark holiday.
• I said that she is part of the reason why I am such a big deal and such a cool person. She is also the source of all that is humble in me.
• I may have bulleted my points out of sheer habit.
• I also may have said that my dad is lucky he found someone to put up with him.
• I addressed the envelope to "Woman".