A Couple Things

1. Apparently my roommate, O Todd, has ESP.
2. It's really creepy when you find out your older retailer is dating your best friend's old best friend from middle school.
3. Airbags explode when you hit things at high velocity.
4. When you return from jail and you mention your ass hurts, odds are good you shouldn't have fallen asleep.
5. My boss told me he took a bath this morning. I almost yacked instantaneously.
6. Turns out that the owl that I coincidentally saw again on top of the Firestone sign in PB is fake/wooden.
7. I have had two friends try to move away from the ocean (one to the east coast and one to inland Ca) and both have resulted in extentive hospital visits and returns home. Note to self: Don't try to move away.
8. I fixed my internet so I can waste my life away and fill you in on all my pointless thoughts.
9. Oh yeah...take that Time Warner