Make me puke

I called my Mom two days ago because I haven't talked to her in a while and I thought it would be a nice gesture. Well I could have gone without the conversation that we had. We were chatting about life and what have you when she tells me to hold on. I don't want to hold because I have a feeling I know what's coming. She puts my brother's girlfriend, Gina, on the phone without telling me. Awesome thanks. She starts small talk with me and tells me she just got back from visiting my brother in the desert for a week. Sweet.

• Gina: When I was visiting your brother, he asked me to marry him.
• Stinky: Yeah? What'd you say? [holding back throw up]
• Gina: I said yes. So we are engaged now. We haven't set a date yet so don't worry.
• Stinky: Eh....yay [all hesitant] {Mom gets back on the phone}
• Mom: Did you ask about her ring?
• Stinky: No.
• Mom: It's gorgeous. It's not some cracker jack ring or anything. It's so pretty.
• Stinky: I bet. I got to go. I have to go wash my hair.

Seriously? Seriously!?!?!?!? What the eff? No one does that. He's 19. She's 18 just graduated from high school. Mind you this little skank lives with my mom too...which I do not approve of at all, but that is an entirely different story for another time. I'm not going to the wedding either. I have already decided and no one is changing my mind, unless there is an open bar during the vows and such, then I may make an exception. But honestly this is the worst decision in the history of the world. I called my dad and he was none to pleased, granted none of my family is in all honesty. Five minutes after I told him he leaves me a message saying "Thanks for telling me that Christiane. I am having a beer because it has driven me to drink. I hate you."

My sister has a valid point too. Who does this kid think he is by leaving our family and not talking to us for a year or two, go into the military, say he has changed and then expect us to be all loving and welcoming him back with open arms? I don't think so sir. And you can't bring this situation on us and think we are going to be stoked. He is insane.

This chick is a total skank.

Drinks anyone?